She was in town visiting a friend. She's from Orlando and has some very inexpensive rates. She's young, (only 20) pretty and does a lot of kinky shit, including shit!! :) She takes it in the ass for only 150, a brown shower and hand job for only 150. Check out her pics, services, rates. Too bad she doesn't live in Fort Lauderdale! When in Orlando, be sure to see her, I am sure you'll have a good time.
Spent the day on a buddies power boat. A GF (girl friend) of his SO (significant other) was in town. (Lindsey) We cruised the ICW (intra coastal waterway) and were enjoying the beautiful sunny day. Lindsey was telling of some of her kinkier dates. She mentioned how she loves to shit on guys. A young lady after my own heart! She likes peeing in guys faces and plopping a hot steamy load on their chest or right in their mouth. She says it's her job to deliver the hot package, where the guy wants it is his choice.
I inquired of the fee she typically seeks for doing a brown shower. She said 150 and it includes a hand job. Sounds like a plan to me! I said "I am game" Of course we couldn't do it on my friends new boat and she did not have to go then anyway. We were en route to a late lunch on the water and she let me know that she had not yet "gone" yet today and if she has a filling lunch, she might be able to do it later this evening. I was psyched and hoping she could deliver a special intimate part of herself to me later that night.
She had some chicken wings and a lite beer. I had a cheeseburger and a Michelob Ultra. In small talk, I asked what she had for dinner last night, she said chicken parmigiana. I kidded and said I wanted to taste some of her chicken parmigiana! :) She said, maybe later tonight.
We're back at my friends place. I am shy about certain things. One of them is having sex in front of other people. I prefer the intimacy of a one on one encounter. I am not much of an exhibitionist. We were home about a half hour or so and Lindsey said she thinks she can "go". I loved the idea that this would be a natural loaf. Once a girl took laxatives a couple hours prior to us hooking up. She didn't tell me of the laxatives till after wards, but it was obvious she took them. As she perched above me with her succulent asshole perhaps one foot from my neck, after a minute of meditation and relaxation, her asshole sputtered a mixture of fart gasses and "chocolate milk". It was a nasty smelly mixture coming out of this pretty blondes asshole and I was enjoying every second of it! There is nothing like a well mannered, highly respected and admired young lady who is full of poise and etiquite, as she perches her lovely asshole above you and lets out an intimate shit on your chest.
Lindsey took no laxatives. Her young twenty year old asshole began to pucker. The crinkles of her rectum muscles were doing something that rare is the human being who gets to witness. Her sphincter muscles were pulling apart naturally to allow her hot firm moist shit loaf to come from within her body out onto me. I have had meat ball hard shits fly out of a girls ass onto my chest and fart gas sputtered chocolate milk. Both from lovely slender and cute girls. I kinda don't like to compare pretty girl shit when talking to the actual girls, as I don't want a girl to feel jealous of other girls because their shit is nicer. :) Lindsey had a hot firm moist loaf about 7" long and curved to the left. It broke off gracefully. Some of it still in her ass. Her rectum muscles were bringing it back in. In the heat of the moment, I was tempted to lick that piece of shit still in her asshole, but I didn't.
I didn't have a peanut butter jar to save her shit in my fridge like the other pretty girls shit, as this was a spontaneous shit experience. A super market white plastic bag had to suffice. Her shit came out warm and solid. It was dark brown and moist. You could tell that Lindsey drinks lots of water and beers too. I played with her shit a little like Silly Putty or Play Dough as I put it in the plastic bag. We showered, dried off and I lay on the bed as she sat beside me and gave me a very nice and sensual hand job. I am used to getting HJ's all the time at Asian massage parlors and really like them almost as much as other sex gigs. Lindsey builds up a nice motion and picks up speed till I reward her with a forceful load on her fingers and wrist.
When in Orlando, be sure to see her. This girl has some mighty fine shit. :)
Hand Job........... 9
Session fee........ 9 (150)
Shit Temperature 98.6
Quality of Shit.....9
Corn in Shit.........2 (only 3% corn)
Chicken Parm in Shit.... 9 (high quantities of chicken parm in her shit)
Shit Humidity.......9 (very moist shit... like a Betty Crocker cake, moist cake and moist shit is good cake and good shit)
% of Salad in Shit...9 (I estimate she had 18% salad in her shit. Lettuce and tomatoes make for nice healthy shit)
% of Water in Shit...9 (Her shit was perhaps 60% water. It had nice bouquet and body. It was good shit.)
Lindsey is a beautiful young woman and has almost perfect shit. She's also into having her fudge packed and peeing on guys. She is only 20. Young woman shit is very interesting shit. Similarly, PHD women shit and shit of women who are medical doctors tend to be sophisticated shit. Women who are attorneys tend to have mean bitter shit. Run way fashion models have very nice shit because they are walking the run way all the time which acts as lubrication, hence their shit usually is soft and nice. Office gals shit tends to be lumpy from sitting on their ass all day. If they go to the gym, it improves their shit.
Lindsey = pretty blonde shit at its best.
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