This is NOT a fake review! On second thought, yes, ummmmmm it IS a fake review! Don't believe a word I am about to say. This way I can have Michelle all to myself and not share her with any one else, selfish bastard that I am! :)
Listen to Brother Psychedelic, I have been to the majority of GT's. (get togethers aka parties) I have been on many dates with many girls for hire. As far as top of the line crisp, good all American good looks, IMO I have seen none that compare with Michelle. She is a solid 9+ in the face. Meticulous from her pristine cut blonde hair down to her pedicured toes. She wore flat strappy sandals and a very attractive satin layered semi formal dress that was bluish purple in color.
If you are looking for eye candy and arm candy, IMO, it doesn't get any better than Michelle. She looks BETTER in person than her online pics. A couple of tats on her back (tramp stamp) and a belly button piercing.
I do not know the height, breast and weight requirements of top fashion or run way models, but IMO Michelle has a world class beauty and this 50 year old dog was riding all of her sweet perfection in a lazy doggie / spoon for 20 minutes solid after all of her passionate foreplay.
Michelle is 5' 4", 110 lbs, small breasted. Those looking for a body comparison, she has a similar build as our beloved Kennedy. Kennedy IMO, I love her dearly, is the girl next door type that ya settle down and marry. Michelle is the type that men with Lamborghini's, Ferrari's and Lear Jets would die to try and impress and win Michelle over. IMO, she has world class beauty on the level of Yeah It's Monika.
I saw her ad posted at 5PM or so. Her rate was very attractive to thrifty bastard Psychedelic, $100 VIP / HR half hour. Considering that just a few months ago she was seeking $400 and $500 an hour. Trust me too, in a world class manner, CEO's and pro sports players would gladly pay her $400 or $500 an hour, she is that good looking.
I called her at 7:47PM. She picked up. We chatted pleasantly and agreed on a 9:45PM half hour date.
7:49PM I PM'ed her to prove that I am Psychedelic
7:55PM She PM's me back and the date is on.
9:42PM I am at her quality SE Broward incall
I knock on door and door opens slowly to saying it like it is, the most beautiful girl that I have ever seen in all my years being a hobbyist is before me.
She is in the here and now. Not zoned out. No flying on party materials. She's been in the adult industry long enough to be polished but not so long to be burnt out.
Quality quality quality.
Her eye contact is perfect. It remains perfect through out all of the conversation and through out all of her luscious BBBJ. (bare back blow job) Yes, no CBJ (covered blow job) for me. Maybe I am just a lucky bastard or she felt a connection to me, but Michelle gives a glorious BBBJ. No teeth, glides like butter. Well yes, she does have teeth, model like teeth, but as far as Mr Happy was concerned, she was all gums and glided over the Psychedelic Monument as smooth as a Rolls Royce transmission. :)
She licked the boys and returned to perfection of BBBJ and perfect eye contact as this 21 year old fashion model was causing her 50 year old counterpart to feel like he was consuming The Fountain of Youth.
A man is only as old as the woman he feels. I was feelin all of 21 tonight! ha ha ha
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When we were both still clothed, she smoothly suggests I get comfortable. I leave the two fifties donation on the dresser and mutual clothes disappear. I lay back and her glorious BBBJ begins. After a few minutes of enjoying the eye candy of her beautiful face bobbing up and down, I request 69. OMG what a sight to see. A 5' 4" 110 lb 21 year old girls shaven kitty cat is before my face and the sinfully lovely curves of her butt, with her butt hole staring right at me. I do some DATO too. Lovely!
I sincerely told her after riding her for 20 minutes doggy, she's killin me!!! Her hot body and all the energy I am exerting to experience her is gonna give me a heart attack!!! What a way to go though. Pure heaven!
This girl can be taken to a wedding, bowling, dinner, dancing or to any social event and no one would think twice that she was a by the hour kinda girl. For sure she would turn heads and for sure people would think that YOU are either rich or have a smooth personality, cause for sure Michelle is up there with the cream of the crop young ladies who possess poise, beauty and personality.
Ok ok ok, I'll admit it, none of this happened, it's all a fake review! :)
No, wait a second, it is real, am one less Cialis pill down and 100 bucks broker, it has to be real!
Ah, fuck it all, why does any one question whether any review is real or fake?
I did not even attempt to DFK (deep French kiss) with Michelle, cause in the Tube8 video I saw of her, the male star did not DFK with her and when he shot the load on her face, she kept her lips firmly sealed. Also, from the HR forum reviews I read of her, I did not recall her DFKing with any one. I DID LFK (light French kiss) with her though. YMMV on all of this, after all, I AM Lord Jesus Most Reverend Pastor Psychedelic and I have a certain way with chickidees ha ha ha
Can't say it enough, Michelle is a quality quality quality young woman. She is to die for and yes, I was riding all of her Picasso perfection for a 100 buck date. Gotta love it.
At one point, after her glorious BBBJ, when it was time to suit up, she said "I hate condoms". I quickly thought, hot damn, this chick is hinting that she wants BB. Not that I would have, but the thought was very sweet. She says Latex bothers her and lamb skin doesn't protect against STD's (sexually transmitted diseases) and out she brought a Trojan ultra thin (or some thing like that)
A VERY nice time with a gorgeous girl. IMO (in my opinion) the BEST local eye candy value at this moment. All that and she is a pretty hot performer too.
Thank you Michelle for a lovely evening. You truly are a gift to the men of South Florida. Most sincerely, the old man who you almost gave a heart attack, you little whippersnapper. :)
xoxoxoxxo,
Psychedelic
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For the ride home: A $4 Miami Subs chicken pita wrap and key lime pie.
My Date With Michelle - OMG She is Gorgeous!!!!!!!!
