I am sure you have heard more than one man describe his wife as being cold or frigid. The man of this true article can truly say his wife was frigid for the past 11 years. >>> http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/local/hillsborough/body-in-freezer%3A-no-id-many-questions-05272011 <<<< It gives new meaning to a man saying his wife is cold.
I have heard other true crazy stories over the years pertaining to what family members have done with their loved ones upon death, but keeping your wife in the back porch freezer for 11 years kinda takes the cake IMO.
Imagine, on a hot summers night, you desire some ice cubes for your drink, ah yeah, let me get some ice from the back porch freezer and say hello to ole Wifey Pooh, who I haven't chatted with in quite a while.
Come to think of it, I can't recall ever getting along so well with Wifey Pooh as I have in the past 11 years. She is spending much less money at the beauty salon. Hasn't mentioned any thing about how her Dannon Activia has cured her irregularity and I gotta tell you from personal experience (this is her husband speaking), Viagra does not make your cock hard enough to plow your wife when she is frozen stiff.
I am not kidding you when I tell you this, I know of a woman who was about 70 years of age, her mother died of natural causes. They were in Florida and almost all of their family was in New York or a similar northern state. Do you know how much it costs to put your dead mother on an air plane and fly her back home? A LOT more than if she was alive! I don't know exactly, but I think it is many thousands of dollars.
In any event, what does the woman do? She gets a neighbor to help bring her dead mother to the front seat of her car. Props her up, puts dark sun glasses on Mommy and a hat too and seat belts her in. Then she drives the 1300 or so miles to her northern home. She'll be damned if she's gonna be ripped off via exorbitantly high air fares, when all she needs to do is get Mom from point A to point B.
You and me may think it is VERY strange to keep your wife in a freezer for 11 years or drive 1300 miles with your dead Mom next to you, but reality is, people do strange shit all the time and it is merely a derivative of their perception of life, how they handle true life situations when they arise.
True story> >>> I once read in the news, of a man who rented a tree chipper and at like 4am in the morning, he drove to a bridge. He was hoping that no one would notice that in addition to running a few branches through this chipper, he also ran his frozen wives body through it too. DNA testing later proved that those small little chip size particle fragments at the rivers edge, was his wife in tiny little pieces. (I am pretty sure, in this forum >>>> http://www.findadeath.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24901 <<< they are chatting about this true chipper story). Here is the Wikipedia info pertaining to Helle Crafts >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helle_Crafts
Since we're on this bizarre topic, I gotta ask you, what kind of wood doesn't float? <<<< If you know the answer to this, please click on the COMMENT button of this post and reveal to us what kind of wood doesn't float !!! :)
Often times, truth is stranger than fiction.
Me? I'm just a friendly guy who has sex with strangers and writes about the beauty of it. Ha ha ha.
Oh dear God, please forgive me, I am a mere sinner who hopes that you will one day accept your son Psychedelic back into your loving arms. I am your prodigal son, please forgive me !!!!
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Body in freezer: no ID, many questions
Published : Friday, 27 May 2011, 6:48 PM EDT
But they are fairly sure the body was the wife of the man who lived there, and committed suicide last year.
Allan Dunn, 86, killed himself last August. A friend who got access to the house this week to clean it out discovered the woman's body in a freezer in the back of the house.
Investigators say the woman's body had probably been in the freezer for the past 10 years. They also believe she died of natural causes, and that she and her husband suffered from multiple health problems.
So why would Allan Dunn have put his wife's body in a freezer after she died?
"We're assuming that at this point that she died, he put her in the freezer and he continued to receive monetary checks benefitting him for her," said Debbie Carter, with the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office.
It's unclear how much money Dunn may have received illegally. Another question—how could no one have known for so long about the chilling secret locked away in a cold dark place?
"That's shocking to me and I've been working in aging services since 1995," said Mary Jo McKay, with Hillsborough County Aging Services. "It takes an entire community to look out for one another—if we see anything suspicious or don't see anything at all to get involved."
Police are continuing to look into the case.
"We've located two family members. One family member has not had anything to do with them in 30 years. The other family had nothing to do with them in 40 years. So at this point it's still under investigation," Carter said.