Aaaaaahhhhhhh modern technology, it's ever changing. Remember when tow trucks needed to hook a chain and hook under your chassis in order to tow your car? Now wheel lift tow trucks are the thing of today.
Hydraulics have been around for decades. I ponder what took the tow truck industry so long to come up with the idea of a wheel lift tow truck?
Waste Management, the largest trash company in America and perhaps in the world. Formerly owned via our own local H Wayne Huizenga, now uses plastic dumpsters in place of the antiquated welded metal ones. The new ones are so much lighter. What took them so long to come up with this new concept?
I did my wash today, for the first time, in a machine that does not accept quarters. You obtain a plastic card. It looks like a credit card. You pay to add $$$ to it. I added $20. Then, instead on putting quarters in a washer machine, you insert this card, much like you do when paying for gas at a gas station, with your credit card. Except this is not a credit card, it is a card specific for your washer and dryer.
Our old washer was a top loader. The new Coinmach washer is front loading, like how most all dryers have always been. The new washer has a round glass front, similar to how ovens have a glass front so you can see what is baking.
I normally do not sit and watch a washer do its thing, but I was motivated to do so on this occasion. Normally a washer takes a half hour to go through all its cycles. The moment I inserted my card and pulled it out, the electronic LED let me know there was 37 minutes on the clock.
So I pondered, what is this machine gonna do for those 37 minutes? If the machine was an escort, the run down would pretty much be like this. 5 minutes of hello how are you. 5 minutes of groping and DFK (deep French kiss) 5 minutes of her sucking your cock till it gets nice and hard. 15 to 20 minutes of you fucking her in various positions till you cum. 2 to 5 minutes of after sex chit chat and saying how you're both looking forward to seeing each other real soon. That probably cost the John $100 to $125. His cock was washed in the mouth of the lovely woman. She sucked and fucked the cum out of him and the dirty old man is now cleaner and this service cost him about 125 bucks.
The new washer machine will only cost you a dollar twenty five. Your clothes will be cleaner, but your cock will feel no different 37 minutes later, than it did 37 minutes prior.
Sooooo, the new washer takes 37 minutes. The old washer only took 30 minutes. So far, that is not too good an advancement of technology IMO. However, I am told that this new washer uses 2/3 less water. Does that mean if the old washer used 3 gallons, this new washer uses only 1 gallon?
So here I sit. I watch through the glass front door what the washer is doing. I hear water running and I notice the tumbler spinning. The clothes are turning in one direction for about a minute, as I hear more water spraying into the machine.
Then the direction of the spinning reverses for about a minute. This entire process continues for about 10 minutes. Now my timer clock went from 37 minutes down to 27 minutes. For the first time you can hear and notice the RPM's of the machine going faster. Kinda like an escort sucking your rock hard cock faster and with meaner (but nicer) intentions. You can hear what you imagine is dirty water sucking / draining, out of the washer.
You now notice that the washer LED has gone out and the rinse LED lights up. Our entire wash cycle is all done and now we are in rinse mode. What I later learn is that we stay in rinse mode for the next 20 minutes.
Who would have ever thought? You would think that the washing process takes longer than the rinsing process, no? Perhaps two or three times, your clothes spin, you can hear water spraying into there. Then you hear water sucking or crackling out the drain. It does this process 2 or 3 times over the next 20 minutes.
Then the rinse LED goes out and your timer clock went from 37 minutes, down to now about 10 minutes left on the clock. The washing and rinsing took about 27 minutes. It is kinda like your escorting kissing with you and sucking you. Also you have entered her and are fucking her pussy or ass nicely, with some nice rhythm. The washer is now on the spin cycle though, which means the whole process is almost over and your escort now needs you to fuck her faster and cum.
So what does the washer do? It spins at damn high revolutions. Man this machine is spinning like you never thought it could. All for a buck twenty five! Non stop, working for a solid 37 minutes total. It is spinning and working damn hard and all for only $1.25. For a solid 8 minutes this machine is spinning its heart out. Your clothes are centrifigally sticking to the sides of the drum and all the water is drained out. There is 2 minutes left on the timer clock.
The machine does a little spin back wards, a little spin forwards and another spin backwards and stops. You shot your load in your lovely prostitute and the washer completed its job too.
Thank you for listening to my true story of what it's like to experience a new washer. :)