Lebron James' Engagement......

Congratulations!


However, is it just me, or is getting engaged AFTER you have two children with a woman and especially since the first child is named Lebron also, and you've been with her since you were high school sweet hearts, a little bit too late to celebrate an engagement?

Every one is all smiles and happy about this joyous occasion.  It seems VERY strange to me that some one would celebrate an engagement after all of these years.  Especially that this cohabitation produced children.

The proverbial horse before the apple cart comes to mind.

I mean, not to piss on any ones Cheerios, but it reminds me of the culture of young Greek women.  You don't know what that culture is?  Here,  let me share.

A Greek woman in her young 20's and is not yet married.  Her many boy friends are dying to get her into bed and fuck her.  She says no!  She must remain a good girl and remain pure until her wedding day.  However she says, you can not fuck my pussy, as that has to remain pure for my wedding day.  You are though allowed to fuck my ass hole, as that will not affect my viginity.

Hence there fore, just as Jewish women are not known for blow jobs, the single Greek woman is not known for letting you fuck her pussy prior to marriage, but her ass hole is fair game.

Sooooo, comes the coined term, doing a woman Greek.  Single Greek women have had their ass hole plowed hundreds of times before their pure virgin wedding day.  They can fart with out any effort, their ass hole has been plowed sooo many times.  Their shit even flows better than women of other nationalities.

So here I look at Lebron James' lovely fiancee Savannah Brinson, the woman who he just became engaged to and I ponder, he must have fucked her 2,896 times from high school till now and two children popped out of her love canal.  All of this intimacy shared and what commitment are they currently celebrating?  An engagement!!  Ha ha ha

I know.  I am going to have a party soon.  Every one is invited.  What is the occasion for the party and celebration?  My drivers license.  Yes, let us all celebrate that Psychedelic has his drivers license.  How long have I had my drivers license?  Well over 30 years!

Sounds strange to you that we would celebrate me having a drivers license some 30+ years since I attained it?  No stranger to me that celebrating an engagement to a women you have been with like 15 or 20 years and have two children aged 4 and 7.

Every one is all smiles and happy.  No one thinks this is weird and strange?

It is like Elizabeth Taylor getting married 7 or 8 times or Kim Kardashian  getting married again.  It is like come on now.

Any way, it is always nice when a man does the right thing and becomes engaged to the girl he's been plowing for decades and has two children by.  Perhaps with in the next 50 years he will marry her and experience the marriage ceremony and reception.  Naaaa, why rush the marriage.  That can wait another 50 or 60 years..... ha ha ha.  :)